I need some water and a nap

NO MORE JELLY BEANS FOR SARAH

also, Laura Lee's vegan cupcakes were very tasty this morning.

BUT NO MORE JELLY BEANS FOR SARAH

I brought starburst jelly beans to work today

update: I have eaten too many jelly beans.

ALSO

SOME people are treat weenies who don't know the honor, hard work and passion that goes into treat sleuthing. To prove my commitment to the field, I share the best kept trade secrets:

I've noticed that the art department always has cake when I go down there to get mock-ups. I've never had the courage to ask for some, but someday... someday. And Monica often has treats and she will share. And if you're really desperate, check the 17th floor conference room and the kitchens.

SO THERE.

Also

Philosophical Treat Question:

Does it only count as a treat if it's free and/or unexpected?

Treat Recap

Treat consumption reached epic levels due to a visit from my progenitors.

Notable treats:

• everything at Perilla. INCLUDING the brusslesprouts, a darkhorse candidate to be sure.
• cherry blueberry pancakes with apricot butter and blood orange mimosas
• unexpected cheese pizza

Important Treat Information:

I need more treats. I am in withdrawal.

Awards Ceremony

Team Awesome: Treat Division grants it's highest honor to Katy Hershberger for outstanding service in the field of delicious baked goods.

Good Friday is indeed, so good.


Happy Easter!

The morning news

Treats created:
The Peppermint Scheme: Hot Cocoa hydrated with peppermint tea.

Extremely Crucial Treat information:
NO HONEY FOR BABIES.

Crucial Treat Information addendum:
It's really true. Something to do with Botulism, trouble and death. Babies can have honey after they turn one, but not before.

Acknowledged Treat Accomplice:
Katy Hershberger

This has happened

Treats acquired today:
chocolate eggs
jelly beans

Treats discussed:
more jelly beans
icecream

Valuable Treat information gleaned:
high butter fat, low air= good ice cream and possible FDA prohibitions (Penn State Ice Cream)