ALSO

SOME people are treat weenies who don't know the honor, hard work and passion that goes into treat sleuthing. To prove my commitment to the field, I share the best kept trade secrets:

I've noticed that the art department always has cake when I go down there to get mock-ups. I've never had the courage to ask for some, but someday... someday. And Monica often has treats and she will share. And if you're really desperate, check the 17th floor conference room and the kitchens.

SO THERE.